Got a Car and a Date (15) – Completed “Welcome to the Age of Metal”.

Start a Revolution (15) – Completed “Exploited in the Bowels of Hell”.

Thick as a Baby’s Arm (15) – Completed “Lair of the Metal Queen”.

Hair Remover (15) – Completed “Battle for Bladehenge”.

French Kiss Instructor (15) – Completed “Pilgrimage of Screams.

Chicks n’ Booze n’ Stuff (15) – Completed “Sanctuary of Sin”.

Ran to the Hills (15) – Completed “It’s Raining Death”.

Fistfull of Fog (15) – Completed “Dry Ice, Wet Graves”.

No More Tears (15) – Completed “Sea of Black Tears”.

Groupie (25) – Completed Campaign mode on Easy.

Roadie (25) – Completed Campaign mode on Normal (You will achieve Groupie Achievement).

Legend (25) – Completed Campaign mode on Brutal (You will achieve “Groupie” and “Roadie” Achievements).

Overkill (20) – Completed all hunting secondary missions.

Squeal Like a Chicken (20) – Completed all racing secondary missions.

Protector (20) – Completed 20 ambush, outpost defense, or mortar secondary missions.

Metal God (50) - Achieved 100% completion on the stats screen.

Serpent Samaritan (10) – Freed 40 Bound Serpents.

Serpent Spanker (15) – Freed 80 Bound Serpents.

Serpent Savior (25) – Freed all 120 Bound Serpents.

One Hit Wonder (5) – Purchased 1 upgrade in the Motor Forge.

Loyal Customer (25) – Purchased all upgrades in the Motor Forge.

Virtuoso (20) - Learned all guitar solos.

Tourist (20) – Viewed all vistas.

Now You Must Tell the Tale (20) – View all Legends.

Voices From Beyond (20) – Unlocked all songs in the Mouth of Metal.

Flowerslave (20) – Summoned all Motor Forges.

Practice Bloody Practice (10) – Won an AI Stage Battle – any difficulty.

Iron Fist (20) – Won an AI Stage Battle – Brutal difficulty.

Victo”r (10) – Won a ranked multiplayer match.

Subju”gator (20) - Won 10 ranked multiplayer matches.

Co”nquerer (50) – Won 50 ranked multiplayer matches.

Master of the Flame (20) – Double Teamed with every Ironheade unit.

Master of the Tear (20) – Double Teamed with every Drowning Doom unit.

Master of the Blood (20) – Double Teamed with every Tainted Coil unit.

Armchair General (20) – Won a Stage Battle by yourself against the AI without attacking.

Favored (30) – Acquired 3,000 Fire Tributes.

Sellout (30) – Spent 250,000 fans – any mode.

Some Demon Flesh on your Bumper (20) – Slayed 150 enemies with the Deuce – any mode.

I’ve never touched an axe before (30) – Personally smote 300 enemies – any mode.

Silence, groundwalker! (10) - Gained 5 or more seconds of hang time in a single jump – any mode.

Six Degrees of Schafer (15) – Played with or against another player who has this Achievement.

Ringleader (15) - Trapped 15 enemies in one ring of fire with the Fire Baron’s Double Team.

Painkiller (15) – Killed 25 enemies with the grinder of one Rock Crusher.

Dollpocalypse (15) – Hit 6 enemies with the explosion from a Brood’s Double Team.

Euthanasia (15) – Hit 15 enemies with one Agony Ball using the Pain Lifter’s Double Team.

Death From Above (15) - Killed 20 enemies with one Bleeding Death.

Coolest Thing Ever (15) – Jumped over a Hextadon in the Deuce.

Beast Master (15) – Rode every animal in the world.

Boar Bather (50) – Rode a Razorfire Boar into the Sea of Black Tears and live to tell the tale.

Quill Tosser (20) – Killed a Tollusk using only Ground Urchins.