Dude Abides: Use The Dude to score 30 Strikes in Bowling

D-Town Destruction: Get 2,000,000 score in Paindemonium and Aftermath

Pain in the Park: Get 2,000,000 score in Abusement and After Hours

Combo Mambo: Get 15x Combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition

Horsin’ a Clown: Take the Clown for a ride on the Roller Coaster

Glutton: Make 30 Eat It! shots in Call da Shot

Constipated: Get 100 Strikes in Bowling

Pain and Mane: Play 100 Games of Trauma or Horse

Attention Spam: Get every type of PAIN (Groin, Head, Arm, Hand, Leg, Foot and Body) combo in Paindemonium, Aftermath, Block Party, Demolition.

Grenade-a-Maid: Get Exploded 200 times with any female launchable add-on character

Helmet PI: Give the Gladiator a ride in the Sports Car

Camera Boom: Hit 50 Cameras with Explosions

Glass Lass: Break 500 panes of glass with any female launchable in Mime Toss

Blockbuster: Use a tank to blow up the Castle Tower

Lo Touch: Grab teleporting Hung Lo in PAIN Reunion

Everyone’s a Winner: Get a negative distance on the Anvil Toss in PAINalympics

It’s Full of Cars: Send the black sedan through the portal in PROBE

Silver Trophies

2 Mill Club: Get Pain in the Park and D-Town Destruction

Harder Dick’s Balls: Get all of Dicks Balls in the Block Party Dumpster w/o reset

Ninja pwn: Hit the Target Stuffed Ninja in every Amusement Park Mode

Rodeo Clown: Use Ed to Explode 500 barrels in Clown Toss

Trill: Get Painful Bullseye Trophy with Scurv Dogg or Hung Lo add-on characters

Buzzmonkey: Score 60 Monkeys in Spank the Monkey Painful with Buzz

Secret Santa: Open all the unlocked lockers in PAIN Reunion using Santa

Handy-Capped: Complete Mad Science! PAINful without grabbing

Gold Trophies

Affliction Addiction: Get One 100 Million Points in Downtown

King of Pain: Get All Downtown Trophies

Gettin’™ Hoff: Use Tuxedo Hoff to get 69 million in any PAINdemonium Mode

Sore Spotting: Find and hit the alien artifact in both PAIN Reunion and Sports Day and the sports trophy in both PROBE and Afterglow